Thank you BenBen! I downloaded one from google images (It was an HD version but oh well; I renamed it), put it in the location you specified with i-Funbox, resprung, and voila! No more crashing! Props to you, good sir.
Would be great to include this fix in FAQ page for Ipod Touch Redd00r, and update it in the firmware download if a new version of that is ever released.
Thanks again.